Same as the four leaf clover, the horse shoe, the rabbit's foot, and the wishing well. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit. I noticed that of all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers that I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answer at about the same 50 percent rate. For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. Second he looks like a guy who can get things done.
Two reasons first of all, I think he's a good actor. Couldn't you just skip the praying part and get right to his will? You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. God's will be done.' Fine, but if it is God's will and he's going to do whatever he wants to anyway why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me. What's the use of being God if every run-down schmuck with a two dollar prayer book can come along and fuck up your plan? And here's something else, another problem you might have suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you want him to do? Change his plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a divine plan. Well, suppose the thing you want isn't in God's divine plan. Now you come along and pray for something. And for billion and billions of years the divine plan has been doing just fine. But.what about the divine plan? Remember that? The divine plan. And I say fine, pray for anything you want. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday. 'Do this' 'Gimme that' 'I want a new car' 'I want a better job'. Trillions and trillions of prayers every day asking and begging and pleading for favors.
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